hiccupsboyfriends:

hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

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satanhasclaimedthisblog:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

I need them all.

(Source: ihyperbolize)

runs-on-reindeer:

When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

(Source: runs-on-ramen)

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

alixreeder:

To clarify my last text post, I watch my anime on IPad, so no crunchyroll comment spoilers.

Just went to check and they are disabled anyway… I don’t know if that is good or bad, and I now want to avoid the Wiki and tumblr isn’t that informative, which is also good or bad.

Ignorance is bliss vs Curiosity killed the cat

To clarify my last text post, I watch my anime on IPad, so no crunchyroll comment spoilers.

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Played 10320 times.

nipahdubs:

Romajii
"Yura yura yurameku namino ma ni
kira kira kagayaku koe wa tatta yume kanata he to

yume miru kurage wa uta utau yo

yasashii umibe de nemuru”
English

"Sway, Sway, Swaying, between the waves
shine, shine, shining, their voices drift far into the distance
The Jellyfish sing songs as they dream
They sleep by the gentle shore”

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tatsuhissa:

Lullaby Blue by Itou Kanako, ending song for Dramatical Murder episode 9. 

edit: download link

Played 4630 times.

First things first, I make a point of not looking up animes when they come onto crunchyroll, even if I don’t know them as I usually don’t want to see spoilers, and so many of you may now know where I’m going with this…

So when this season on crunchyroll started I went through the animes that looked interesting, and dramatical murder was one of them that looked a bit weird, but I was willing to see where it went as I’m a sucker for futuristic/VR genres (Rhyme Caught my attention).

I haven’t been watching recently so I was behind the series, only to 06, and while browsing my dash I shaw a post that involved Aoba’s yaoi sex faces. Me being the skeptic I am, and not having seen anything that would make me think that it was true in the anime, thought it was a prank or fanart - take your pick, however it made me curious to what actually happened so I decided to watch the rest of the anime.

Now having caught up with it, I can say that WHAT THE BLOODY MUFFIN JUST HAPPENED. (No swearing or spoilers (mini ones later)) none of the aforementioned post happened, and I was too confused by the switch between BFF (Tattoos? Seriously I don’t know what to say) , Noiz (Pain? That’s just asking for something else.) and Clear (I love his jellyfish song! And his the mask? brothers? Cracking? Agggrh)

Anyway, being thoroughly confused and enraptured by the jellyfish song, I went to Youtube and was severely disappointed with the lack of audio and lyrics, so I want online to the DRAMAtical Murder WIKI, and to Wikipedia itself hoping for lyrics or more information. Boy did I find a bomb.

Apparently it’s a BL Video game and light novel - now anime.

My next FABULOUS decision is to have a look at tumblr and realize that I have been decidedly trolled along with all the other people who actually have played the game, as all the last words of Aoba’s ‘friends’ are supposed to be prequels to the love scene, however they have been replaced by things like “Are you hungry?”.

*insert mean face here*

My conclusion: I want to see what the hell happens next - I’m too attached to this anime to quit.

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

When someone says on a disturbing post: ‘you need help tumblr’, I’m just imagining what tumblr as a human would be like, seeing as tumblr has been personified.
Any ideas tumblr?

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches)